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Cook Jokes


Collection of funny cooking jokes to make you groan or laugh out loud


Here is the Recipe Book Review collection of funny cook jokes. We hope these funny cooking jokes will entertain you and provide some light relief from the kitchen.


Whilst preparing a butter basted chicken pots and pans started throwing themselves around the kitchen. I think I was visited by a poultrygeist!



A couple were sat down at their dining room eating a meal. One says to the other:

"There are two things I bake the best. My best main meal is garlic lemon chicken and my best pudding is homemade brownies."

"So which is this!" replies the spouse.


Why was 6 sad? Because 7 ate 9. (say it out loud!)


This cook joke was seen in The Sunday Post comic strip:

"My wife has a black belt in cooking: she can kill a man with a single chop!"





Two men were standing at the bar and one was bragging about how much his wife loved and worshipped him. He told his friend:

"She won't let me do any household chores and lets me just relax in front of the TV whilst she runs around, she even bakes me little treats each day."

Not wanting to be outdone the second man said:

"That's nothing, my wife thinks I'm a God. She gives me burnt offerings each evening!"



A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a pint of lager and a packet of crisps. “Sorry mate” says the barkeeper “we don’t serve food here!”



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